A friend i met in Thailand found this in India in a guest house bathroom...
I will leave you now with the "RULES OF THE BATHROOM" as is postered
on the back of the bathroom door in our guesthouse in Pahargunj:
1.) To all men:
lift seat cover before sprinkling remember, always come closer to the
target because what you are holding is just a pistol, not a rifle.
2.) Caution! All women place seat in proper position before sitting
3.) Do not waste paper. Make sure you use both sides
4.) Save electricity learn to aim in the dark
5.) Long timers be warned! After 30 minutes you will be ejected
6.) We suggest you sing to demolish inappropriate noises. Song sheets
are available on request.
7.) Graffiti writing is welcome but make sure it is dirty & readable
8.) Flush only when a risk of suffocation occurs
9.) Warning! When dispatching excessive amounts there is a possibility
of blockage, flush several times & hope for the best
10.) If flood occurs keep calm. Life vest is under your seat. Tread
water until help arrives
11.) In case of fire jump into the toilet & flush
12.) TO ensure availability, please make reservation max 12 persons
in this room.
перведите, а то я не фсё поняла